Cleaning Up After Masturbating: Our Guide to Wank Wipes

As you know the ideas for our content come from many places.

In this instance a customer was recently appalled that we mentioned in an email that our flannel intimate wipes were excellent for teenage boys who perhaps needed post masturbation clean ups. Rather than socks, or their bed clothes!

However here at Cheeky we have all got teenagers.  And it isn't just boys who like to play with themselves.

Masturbation is normal and healthy. Just not spoken about much!

So let’s talk about it now—masturbation. Whether it’s a way to unwind, explore your body, or just a bit of stress relief, it’s perfectly natural. However, what comes after is also rarely discussed: the cleanup!

Why Is Cleanup Important After Masturbation?

Cleaning up after masturbation is important for everyone to maintain good sexual health and hygiene plus just to keep things fresh after sexual activity. It can also help prevent UTI's and bacterial vaginosis in girls and women.

In addition bodily fluids, such as semen, can dry and become sticky, leaving your skin feeling less than fresh. Not to mention, lingering fluids can cause discomfort or even irritation over time.

Taking a few moments to clean up properly ensures your skin stays healthy, fresh, and free from any unnecessary stickiness (or crusty surprises—looking at you, teenage boys!).

A quick cleanup can also leave you feeling rejuvenated and ready to move on with your day or settle down for a good night’s sleep.

Post-Masturbation Cleanup Options

When it comes to tidying up after a solo session, everyone has their go-to method. Here are a few common techniques:

Tissues or Toilet Paper

Quick, disposable, and easy to grab—but often not the most effective. Thin paper can disintegrate, leaving bits behind which is pretty gross if you have a vulva to clean.  Plus it’s not the most sustainable option.

Disposable Wet Wipes

Disposable baby wipes & wet wipes are convenient and effective, but many contain synthetic materials and chemicals that can cause skin irritation. Plus, if they're flushed they can clog sewers so they are dreadful for the environment.

Reusable Wipes

A sustainable and skin-friendly alternative. Used with just water, they offer the softness and cleanliness of a wet wipe, without the waste or unnecessary chemicals.

What Are Masturbation Wipes (Wank Wipes)?

Enter the idea of wank wipes—a humorous term for wipes designed specifically for post-masturbation cleanup. But do you need a product labelled specifically for this? Not at all.

In fact, Cheeky reusable intimate wipes are an excellent all round alternative that’s better for your skin, your wallet, and the planet. They can be used to keep you feeling fresh during your period. And they make AMAZING tissues and hankies. We even use them as adult toilet wipes.

Our bamboo velour wipes are also great for anyone who prefers a slightly thicker wipe with more traction! Here’s why reusable intimate wipes are brilliant:

Soft and Gentle

Perfect for sensitive areas and can be used with plain water or soap and water for a thorough but gentle clean up.

Eco-Friendly

Made from sustainable materials, these wipes reduce single-use waste and prevent fatbergs and sewer blockages.

Durable and Reusable

Wash, reuse, and enjoy a fresh wipe every time. No more running out of tissues or wet wipes. Our flannel intimate wipes get softer and softer with each wash.

Multi-Functional

While perfect for intimate hygiene, they’re also great for runny noses, cleaning hands & faces, or freshening up in general. You can even use them for cleaning any sex toys you may have.

Reusable wipes are easy to clean and store, making them a hassle-free addition to your routine. Pair them with our Fresh Wipes Kit, which includes everything you need to keep your wipes clean, fresh, and ready to use.

"Great products from cheeky wipes. Have been using my original wipes kit for 7 years now & use the small double wet bag for out & about wipe requirements. Can’t remember the last time I bought single use wet wipes. ...I’ve just received the intimate/flannel wipes. Perfect for sensitive areas & also sore noses with the constant colds as they are so beautifully soft. Have also tried the panty liners which are the most comfortable ones I’ve had to date. Overall great investment & I can see us using these products for years & years for all sorts of things. Not just for babies!" Trustpilot Review

Why Reusable Wipes Are Better Than Disposables

If you’ve been using tissues or disposable wipes, switching to reusables might feel like a leap. But here’s why it’s worth it:

Better for Your Skin

Reusable wipes are free from harsh chemicals and synthetic materials, making them gentler on your skin.

Cost-Effective

Instead of repeatedly buying disposable products, invest in reusable wipes that will last for years and save money in the long run.

Environmentally Friendly

Reduce waste and contribute to a more sustainable future by cutting out single-use items.

Wondering how to approach masturbation clean up chat with your teen?

Simply hand them some reusable hankies for their room, telling them you're switching tissues for reusable tissues. Hopefully they'll get the point!

Wrapping Up (Literally)

When it comes to post-masturbation cleanup, a little foresight goes a long way. Choosing the right method—like reusable cloth wipes—can leave you feeling clean, comfortable, and guilt-free.

If you’re ready to make the switch, explore our range of reusable wipes, wipes kits, and intimate care products to find the perfect fit for your needs.

We’d love to hear from you! Got any questions, tips, or stories to share? Drop them in the comments or get in touch with us.  Or for more helpful tips on intimate care, check out our other blog posts:

• What does a normal vagina and vulva look like?
• Using reusable wipes as masturbation wipes
• Can I use baby wipes to clean my vagina or vulva?

About the Author: Helen Rankin founded Cheeky Wipes, the original reusable wipes kit back in 2008 after disposable wipes caused her eczema to flare up. 4 kids later, she went on to develop their range of 'Simple Reusables' to include period pants, reusable period kits and reusable sanitary pads.  Both she and the rest of the leadership team are now navigating menopause, with all the joys it brings!

The Cheeky customer services team pride themselves on providing honest, friendly advice and just LOVE to chat pee, poo and periods all day long, helping people make the switch to reusables! The Company was recognised for their hard work in developing environmentally friendly products with the Queens Award in Enterprise for Sustainable Development in 2021.